Sunday, January 9, 2011

The language of Plugish - elucidation cont'd

In order to dispense clarity I offer the following meanings of important terms.
  •  Plug - a sacrificial object 

  •  Plugologist - a single creator of sacrifices

  •  Plugologism - the societal study of the Plugologist and all his creations present and past.
  • Plugologismmenite (Pulg-ol-o-gism-men-nite)  a singular follower.

Hence, we shall then reference the community in its congregational form as Plugologismmenities which, when pronounced correctly, 
is (plug-ol-o-gism-men-i-tees) and not to be confused with the popular
"Plugo, I'll jism my nighties".



    Upon further research (and quite frankly), pleading from the masses, the terms following have thus developed from communicative congregational activities and are presented as an addendum to the basic, albeit, fundamentally adored wordage shown above.
    These terms, and others aforementioned, shall be added tentatively to the training manual which is presumably under construction.
    • Plugasmic- amorous feelings towards others marvelous creations. 

    • Plugaholism - a medical condition relating to the obsession with plugs to the point of being unhealthy and/or financially ruinous.
    • PolyPlugAmorism - The ability to love plugs from many plugologists
    • Premature Plugulation -  embarrassing, yes, but no worries, it happens. (mostly to ploogins tho)
    • Plugabusism (plug-abuse-ism)- the collecting of plugs with malice intent of non use
    • Pluggagiarism - flagrant duplication of others sacrifices.
    • Plughoeism -The art of acquiring plugs at social gatherings for selfish personal pleasure.
    • Plughoistic -A person who engages in the lewd and secretive viewing of plugs in action.
    • Plugapalooza- A gathering of plugologists to ponder their products.
    •  Plugthyologist - the study of fish studying plugs studying fish.
      • Ploogan - An individual using his reel upside down while trying               to feel plugasmic
      •  Plug Pipe - a ceremonial vessel used at Plugapalooza.

        Many Plugologismmenities have expressed their willingness to shamelessly solicit new and meaningful language experiences. We as a community are, at present, additionally searching for a symbol, an idolic brand, recognizable to all that seek our worthy presence. This symbol shall suffice solely but may periodically be companioned with a jovial mascot whose namesake shall be "Plugo".  

        Please provide your entries for consideration of verbage, symbol and mascot. Our review panel shall dismiss without cause those that have no significance, bearing, or social wherewithal.


        May thy lines beith tight.

            Saturday, January 8, 2011

            What's in a word anyway?

            Titles are important to a lot of people, myself humbly included. So you have a choice when addressing me from this point moving forward. Either "Sire" or "Lord of the Plugs" will suffice. 

            I have recently transcended from the worthy, albeit, emotionally unconscious "Carpentiere Extrodoniere"  to my new lofty position. The study/religion of Plugologism has hordes of followers but sadly, a minuscule count of leaders. It is with that in mind that I hereby exalt my being to that for which you shall worship the means of mine creation.


            I bring you the sacrifices to the gods of Seaview Lures. Throw them at will. Time and time again. The gods will accept some of your offerings and rewards will follow. However, some wilst be battered and ejected without course. Only the loyalist of  followers shall reap abundance in harvest. Therefore, do not discourage your thoughts to seek continuance for it is the repetitive penance that shall deem thee loyal. Banish all thought of abandonment. Carry forward with the instrument of sacrificial delivery held high and praise the gods of Seaview Lures and Plugologism..........is that a word?