What's in a word anyway?

Titles are important to a lot of people, myself humbly included. So you have a choice when addressing me from this point moving forward. Either "Sire" or "Lord of the Plugs" will suffice. 

I have recently transcended from the worthy, albeit, emotionally unconscious "Carpentiere Extrodoniere"  to my new lofty position. The study/religion of Plugologism has hordes of followers but sadly, a minuscule count of leaders. It is with that in mind that I hereby exalt my being to that for which you shall worship the means of mine creation.

I bring you the sacrifices to the gods of Seaview Lures. Throw them at will. Time and time again. The gods will accept some of your offerings and rewards will follow. However, some wilst be battered and ejected without course. Only the loyalist of  followers shall reap abundance in harvest. Therefore, do not discourage your thoughts to seek continuance for it is the repetitive penance that shall deem thee loyal. Banish all thought of abandonment. Carry forward with the instrument of sacrificial delivery held high and praise the gods of Seaview Lures and Plugologism..........is that a word?